Dr. Laura Schlessinger’s announcement yesterday that she is quitting her radio show called to mind this clever response to her occasional fundamentalist readings of the Old Testament, particularly when it came to homosexuality. This letter, which has been widely circulated on the web since it first appeared in 2000 (despite difficulties in ascertaining its origin) is a healthy antidote to Scriptural literalism of any sort.
Dear Dr. Laura:
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God’s Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination…End of debate.
I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God’s Laws and how to follow them.
1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. […]
Friends circulated this in Facebook not so long ago – we love it! Regarding some of the Bible’s pronouncents about the sub-status of women, did you ever see this funny cartoon? https://twitter.com/occult_humor/status/699503824373874688
It is a shame that everyone cannot receive a scholarly understanding of the Christian Bible such as I did under my professor, Bart Ehrman at the University Of North Caroline at Chapel Hill. They would find out about the hypocrisy within the book and within the minds of the real authors of the book. It would also help them to read Professor Ehrman’s books on the subject.
P.S.: It may seem odd that a minister like myself to say such things, but I studied religion because I wanted to know the truth about Christianity and that is why I had to study from a real expert which Dr. Ehrman is, and he is not afraid to explain that truth both in his classes and in his books. By the way, he is the head of the religious studies at the Univerity.